“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
- My Mom: What's the matter with you, you're always on your computer!
- Me: I watch TV sometimes
- Me: And read
- Me: And talk to my friends
- My Mom:
- Me: On my computer
we should all just spam porn until yahoo leaves
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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